NOT a Babysitter

someonegivemeagun:

MARIA! [she’s startled, hand nearly smacking maria in the face before she wraps her arms around her neck to hold on, face nearly as red as the streaks in her hair. There’s no playing it cool at this point (she’s been past that point for a few minutes anyway). Vic huffs through her nose, lips pursing, swallowing down the urge to deny what she said as she adjusts her hold to be more comfortable for Maria] You’re incorrigible.

Whatever. It’s not like you don’t love it. [twists Vic so that she’s bringing her around her front, hooking vic’s legs around her waist and wrapping her arms around her lower back] I believe this is probably more what you had in mind though, right? [smirks, leaning in to nuzzle her neck]








someonegivemeagun:

nickfurywasright:

No, probably not. Definitely not anytime soon.

[groans and covers her face with her hands, voice muffled behind them] Maria…

[she’s still smirking when she walks over to Vic while she’s covering her face and scoops her up bridal style] Don’t be embarrassed. I think it’s cute.








somesayimbadluck:

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[sighs dreamily while thinking about ladies]

#jk jkkkk 







someonegivemeagun:

nickfurywasright:

Do you want me to pick you up, Vic? All you have to do is ask. Go on..

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[narrows her eyes at her, more than a little flustered but significantly more embarrassed, her mind saying both yes and no] You’re not going to let me live this down, are you?

No, probably not. Definitely not anytime soon.








Assignment

Via: Director MARIA HILL
Agents: CLAY QUARTERMAIN, DERRICK MACLANE

RE: Aldrich Killian; possible sighting at 40.7127° N, 74.0059° W. Possibly guarded by AIM agents. Neutralize and bring in for questioning. Report back within 24 hours. 
#quartermainofshield  #derrickmaclane 







someonegivemeagun:

[face flushes red] I’m not into it, I just— you look strong, you are strong and…well. [flounders for a second to find the words and purses her lips with a quiet huff, looking away] Hush.

Do you want me to pick you up, Vic? All you have to do is ask. Go on..

#oh vic its ok 







someonegivemeagun:

Are you sure? I thought you were pretty good at multi-tasking. I’m sure carrying me around wouldnt be too much of an interference.

I could definitely give it a try. Since apparently you’re into it. I never knew. [smirks]

#dsflks pft 







I’d never get anything done.

#someonegivemeagun 







legendaryoutlaww:

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       –– Nothing.

                 But there’s also a chance I’m not 100% sober, so…

I see. Well if you’ll excuse me, I was on my way home…








legendaryoutlaww:

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Honestly, I don’t know how you do it. Seems like a shit job if you ask me. Props to you for holding out. I know it’s kind of an unpopular opinion, but I think it’s good what you do.

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……………

        —What do you want?

#maria's like 'why are you buttering me up 







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